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NORTH AFRICAN COASTAL CITY – The audio cinema 'The Sword of Allah, The Shield of the Workers,' produced under the newly formulated guidelines for oral epic poetry by the Revolutionary Narrative Purification Council, premiered yesterday at the People's Cultural Hall in a certain coastal city. Attendees gathered in darkness to listen via highly engineered spatial audio systems to the grand epic recounting the struggles of the working class against imperialist deception. A Council spokesperson emphasized the work serves as 'a new standard embodying ideological purity,' highly commending its artistic and ideological value. However, reports from some audience members within the venue indicated minor disturbances due to a momentary instability in the power supply during the performance. This incident, similar to recent reports of burst main water pipes, is speculated to stem from aging infrastructure, suggesting a gap between the calls for revolutionary purity and the fragility of real-world foundations. Local reports disseminated via global feeds largely omitted mention of the power issue, with the dominant narrative emphasizing the ideological triumph of the work.